This Week: Pizza Campaign Finance, New Emily Location, and More

For those of us who vote based on how much we are bribed with pizza, this report is an amazingly helpful guide.  According to the below “pizza pie” chart, Hilary is outspending her rivals on both sides of the aisle  by almost 3x.  Carly Fiorina on the other hand….good luck getting our vote after spending nothing on pizza.  Check out the full story where you can see exactly where each candidate ordered from in case you want to vote based on your alignment with their pizza ordering preferences rather than just pure spending.

Pizza Spending by Candidate
Gawker

Have you ever gotten out of the New York City subway and thought to yourself, “I can’t wait to have pizza, I MUST know where the closest pizza shop is!”?  Well, Thrillist has solved your pizza-craving needs by making this brilliant Manhattan Pizza Slice Subway Map.  We’ll be waiting patiently for the Brooklyn version

Pizza Subway Map.jpg
Thrillist

This new Amazon Echo feature that allows you to order Domino’s pizza by voice makes us wonder: Is ordering Domino’s by pizza emoji no longer the fastest way to get a pie to your door?

To all the rabid fans of Brooklyn’s Emily (us included), they will now be serving square pies in a new Williamsburg location called Emily Squared.  Stay tuned for a review and comparison to our favorite square from Prince Street Pizza.

If you didn’t already have a million reasons to hate Chicago-style pizza yet, here’s another one: It is annoying to take your kids to eat it as a parent since the wait time is up to 45 minutes just to get a pie.  Meanwhile, you will get the pleasure of hearing about how hungry your kids are for exactly that long.

A woman in Seattle stabbed another woman in the head for throwing a slice of pizza in her face.  All we have to say is, stay classy, Seattle.

If you don’t want to make any pizza pie faux pas (we’re looking at you Bill de Blasio), you might want to check out this list of Things no Self-Respecting Adult Should Do While Eating Pizza.

While this “pizza” made in a mug may take only 2 minutes, our experiment in making it ourselves revealed that its designation as pizza is highly suspect, not to mention the terrible taste.  We’d stick with making a pizza bagel if all you have is 2 minutes.

Alas, stay tuned for more pizza updates next week!

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